Best quotes to send by SMS
Edward Bulwer-Lytton Talent does what it can, Genius does what it must.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Aldus Manutius Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
Author: Aldus Manutius

Margaret Cho Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
Author: Margaret Cho

Francis Hutcheson That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Author: Francis Hutcheson

Madonna That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
Author: Madonna

The best jokes to send by SMS
Humor jokes Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?
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Humor jokes My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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Humor jokes "Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
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Humor jokes What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"
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Humor jokes Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
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