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Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Author: Sir Ralph Richardson

Action is the foundational key to all success.
Author: Tony Robbins

Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative.
Author: H. G. Wells

Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. You can waste... years, trying to get someone to give that respect to you, as though it were a sort of promotion or raise in pay. If only you do enough, if only you are good enough. No. You
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Advertisements... contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? "Just flush it like everybody else does."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes