Best quotes to send by SMS
Terry Pratchett Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Elbert Hubbard Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Bob Marley Get up, stand up Stand up for your rights Get up, stand up Don't give up the fight.
Author: Bob Marley

Tom Hopkins Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
Author: Tom Hopkins

Terry Pratchett Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !
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