Best quotes to send by SMS

Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett
Get happiness out of your work or you may never know what happiness is.
Author: Elbert Hubbard
Get up, stand up
Stand up for your rights
Get up, stand up
Don't give up the fight.
Author: Bob Marley
Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.
Author: Tom Hopkins
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Author: Terry Pratchett
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cook
!
Cook who ?
Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Courtney
Pine !
Courtney Pine who ?
Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one
!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cricket
!
Cricket who ?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cuba
!
Cuba who ?
Cuba wood !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cymbals
!
Cymbals who?
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes