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Best quotes to send by SMS
And say my glory was I had such friends.Author: William Butler Yeats
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.Author: Anais Nin
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.Author: William Shakespeare
Anecdotes and maxims are rich treasures to the man of the world, for he knows how to introduce the former at fit place in conversation.Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Anger is a bad counselor.Author: French Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
Policeman: Didn't you hear me
whistle at you?
Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman: Do you know
how fast you
were going?
Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman: What do you think you're
doing driving through that
intersection fifty miles an
hour?
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an
accident.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you
crash into
that stop sign?
Motorist: I was only following orders.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why didn't
you stop at
that red light?
Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes