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It's no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The city of the dead sleeps encircled by the city of the living.Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
I define joy as a sustained sense of well-being and internal peace - a connection to what matters.Author: Oprah Winfrey
It's odd that you can get so anesthetized by your own pain or your own problem that you don't quite fully share the hell of someone close to you.Author: Lady Bird Johnson
Its really easy to complain. If youre not careful, then you end up complaining about your whole life. Concentrating on the good things is really good. Catch people doing good.Author: Lisa Williams
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.Author: Tallulah Bankhead
The best jokes to send by SMS
An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area.
There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot
that
he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil
has to
take care of something first, and disappears.
The
curious pilot looks behind door number one. He sees a pilot going
through flight checks for all eternity. He looks behind door number two,
and he sees a pilot that forever finds himself trying to resolve
emergency situations. He looks behind the last door, and sees a Captain
being
waited on hand and foot by scantily-clad
stewardesses.
The devil returns just as the pilot gets back to his waiting position.
He offers the pilot a choice of door number one or two. The pilot
says,
"I wanted door number three!"
"Sorry," replies the devil,
"that's 'flight attendant's
hell'."This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes
An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
About an
hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an
engine,
but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5
hours
it will take 7 hours to get to New York."
A little later, the
pilot announced, "A second engine failed, but we
still have two
left. However, it will take 10 hours to get to New
York."
Somewhat later, the pilot again came on the intercom and announced, "A
third engine had died. Never fear, because the plane can fly on a
single engine. However, it will now take 18 hours to get to new
York."
At this point, one passenger said, "Gee, I hope we don't lose that
last engine, or we'll be up here forever!"This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes
Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student
pilot, I am out of
fuel."
Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce
airspeed to best glide!! Do you
have the airfield in
sight?!?!!"
Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where
the fuel truck is."This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes
Tower: Shamu two-two, please
state
estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday
would be nice...This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes
Tower:
Mission triple-three, do you have
problems?
Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.
Tower: Judging
the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument
panel..This is the joke from a category: Aviation jokes