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Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed.
Author: Herman Melville

Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.
Author: Charles Bukowski

Of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.
Author: Bible

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Author: Shirley Temple

Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at?
Author: Unknown

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.
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What's organic dental floss? Pubic hair!
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Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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