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My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary.
Author: Martin Luther

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Author: Vladimir Nabokov

My mom is the most famous thing about my video blog. Everyone likes moms. People enjoy watching people's family.
Author: Schlomo Rabinowitz

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
Author: Quentin Crisp

My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Author: Cathy Ladman

Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

On Fred's 17th birthday, his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father said, "Just one thing, Fred. If you're going to hit anything, make sure it's cheap."
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the living room. "How did you manage to do that?" he fumed. "Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!"
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes

Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes