Best quotes to send by SMS

Say not, when I have leisure I will study; you may not have leisure.
Author: The Mishnah
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
Author: Ashley Montague
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense, differing from the latter only as a veteran may differ from a raw recruit: and its methods differ from those of common sense only as far as the guardsman's cut and thrust differ from the manner in
Author: Thomas H. Huxley
See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Author: Will Rogers
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schools!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What is dry on the outside, filled with water
and
blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key
outside
!
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes
What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
A herring aid !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes