Best quotes to send by SMS

Many receive advice, few profit by it.
Author: Publilius Syrus
Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.
Author: Francis Jeffrey
Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset
Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot.
Author: Mitchell Burgess
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment
clear up my
spots?
I never make rash promises!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me
out!
Certainly, which way did you come in?
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
snail
Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I
keep painting
myself gold
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are
monsters
under my bed, what can I do?
Saw the legs off of your
bed!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes