Best quotes to send by SMS
Publilius Syrus Many receive advice, few profit by it.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Francis Jeffrey Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.
Author: Francis Jeffrey

Jose Ortega y Gasset Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
Author: Jose Ortega y Gasset

Mitchell Burgess Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot.
Author: Mitchell Burgess

Ralph Waldo Emerson Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
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