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I like life. It's something to do.
Author: Ronnie Shakes

The best way to get approval is not to need it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Author: Alan Kay

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's
Author: Salma Hayek

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
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Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!
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Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
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Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
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Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!
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