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If you want to catch something, running after it isn't always the best way.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. But do not care to convince him. Men will believe what they see. Let them see.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If you would not step into the harlot's house, do not go by the harlot's door.
Author: Thomas Secker

Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.
Author: George Eliot

Ignorance of the law excuses no man: Not that all men know the law, but because 'tis an excuse every man will plead, and no man can tell how to refute him.
Author: John Selden

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes