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Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.
Author: Peter Borden

Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.
Author: Diogenes the Cynic

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new the
Author: Thomas Sowell

Music critics get their records for free so their opinions usually don't matter.
Author: Marilyn Manson

A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see you," she says. "Well, if he is a blind man, than it does not matter if I'm in the shower. Send him in." The blind man walks into the bathroom, and mother superior starts to tell him how much she appreciates him working at the convent for them. She goes on and on and 10 minutes later the man interrupts: "That's nice and all, ma'am, but you can put your clothes on now. Where do you want me to put these blinds?
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Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.
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Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)
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How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye
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Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
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