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If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
Author: Bible

Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Author: Lady Violet Bonham Carter

Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Author: John Patrick

What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
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A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!
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What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam? Because the top said, "Twist to open."
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes

Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes