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A man is very apt to complain of the ingratitude of those who have risen far above him.
Author: Samuel Johnson

A man of genius is privileged only as far as he is genius. His dullness is as insupportable as any other dullness.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man should not leave this earth with unfinished business. He should live each day as if it was a pre-flight check. He should ask each morning, am I prepared to lift-off?
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

A man who doesn't trust himself can never truly trust anyone else.
Author: Cardinal de Retz

A man's character is his fate.
Author: Heraclitus

Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
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"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' "No-spaghetti!''
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Did you hear about the girl monster who wasn't pretty and wasn't ugly ? She was pretty ugly
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Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom. One said, 'I took my girlfriend to see 'The bride of Dracula' last night.' 'Oh yeah,' said the other, ' what was she like ?' 'Well she was about six foot six, white as a ghost and she had big red staring eyes and fangs.' The other said, 'Yes, but what was 'The Bride of Dracula' like ?'
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My boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
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