
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Author: Milton Berle
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Author: Mel Brooks
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Author: Jeremy Bentham
It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter; found it the patrimony of the ri
Author: Henry Brougham

The Three
Laws of Secure
Computing
1) Don't buy a computer.
2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug
it in.
3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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A technician advised his customer to put his
troubled floppy
back in the drive and close the door. The customer
put the disk in, asked
the tech to hold on, and was heard putting
the phone down, getting up
and closing the door to his room.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
An exasperated caller to Tech Support
couldn't get her new
computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was
plugged in, the
technician asked her what happened when she pushed
the power button. Her
response "I pushed and pushed on this foot
pedal and nothing happens."
The "foot pedal" turned out to be the
computer's mouse.
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?"
Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software
installed in my computer."
Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?"
Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded
with software called the 'XYZ Desktop'."
Tech Support:
"Yes...?"
Customer: "Shouldn't it be called the 'XYZ Minitower'? I
OBVIOUSLY
have the wrong software installed in this computer."
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Customer: "Wait, that
password looks
really gray. I'm going to type it in again."
This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes