Best quotes to send by SMS
Milton Berle Laughter is an instant vacation.
Author: Milton Berle

Mel Brooks Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Author: Mel Brooks

Alice Roosevelt Longworth I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Jeremy Bentham Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
Author: Jeremy Bentham

Henry Brougham It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left it of marble. But how much nobler will be the sovereign's boast when he shall have it to say that he found law... a sealed book and left it a living letter; found it the patrimony of the ri
Author: Henry Brougham

The best jokes to send by SMS
Computer jokes The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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Computer jokes A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.
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Computer jokes An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.
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Computer jokes Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think I've got the wrong software installed in my computer." Tech Support: "Why is that, sir?" Customer: "I bought this minitower system from you, and it came loaded with software called the 'XYZ Desktop'." Tech Support: "Yes...?" Customer: "Shouldn't it be called the 'XYZ Minitower'? I OBVIOUSLY have the wrong software installed in this computer."
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Computer jokes Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."
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