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I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.
Author: Bible

You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.
Author: Hugh Elliott

You can cover a great deal of country in books.
Author: Andrew Lang

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.
Author: Ugo Betti

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
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What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ? Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
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The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, " I don't like Chinese. " The F.O. replied, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why is that? " The Captain said, " You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese. " The F.O. said, " Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE, not Chinese. " And the Captain answered, " Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike. " Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, " No like Jew. " The Captain replied, " Why not? Why don't you like Jews? " " Jews sink Titanic. " Said the F.O. The Captain tried to correct him, " No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg. " " Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. all same "
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