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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

The most perfidious way of harming a cause consists of defending it deliberately with faulty arguments.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound.
Author: Herman Melville

Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.
Author: Bible

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.
Author: Henry Kissinger

What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us, open up !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
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