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Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
Author: Samuel McChord Crothers

Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
Author: Ben Hecht

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.
Author: Natalie Goldberg

Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
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What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes