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How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to
Author: Lord Byron

Humankind cannot stand very much reality.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Humility is the embarrassment you feel when you tell people how wonderful you are.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Jane Wagner

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
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Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm going to do it NOW. T: You want to do it now. P: [Jumps out window.] T: Woosh. Splat.
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How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
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Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said, "Hello." The other one thought, "I wonder what he meant by that."
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes