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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.
Author: Enrico Fermi

It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.
Author: Rene Descartes

It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation.
Author: John Gray

I say, thou mad March hare.
Author: John Skelton

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
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A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He runs up to them and says, ''I'm Jesus Christ.'' The first priest says, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest replies, ''No, son, I'm Jesus Christ.'' The drunk says, ''Look, I can prove it.'' and walks back into the bar with the priests. The bartender takes on look at the drunk and exclaims, ''Jesus Christ, you're here again?''
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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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