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I learned in the last few years that it's really unhappy and really unsustainable to try and base your well being on something as arbitrary as record sale and critical acclaim and the interests of the public. All of those things are so fickle. So my appro
Author: Moby

I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.
Author: Agatha Christie

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Author: George Burns

I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in addition, to whatever measure this term has any meaning, science has the additional virtue, and it is not an inconsiderable one, of being true.
Author: Carl Sagan

I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent.
Author: Dr. Seuss

The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?
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"I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."
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Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest
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Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?!" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house."
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
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