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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Author: Fred Allen

In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Author: Akira Kurosawa

In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.
Author: James Russell Lowell

In Ethiopia during the famine, I saw stuff there that reorganized how I saw the world. I didn't quite know what to do about it. At a certain point, I felt God is not looking for alms. God is looking for action.
Author: Bono

In everything one must consider the end.
Author: Jean De la Fontaine

Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.
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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?
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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
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