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If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I do
Author: J. D. Salinger

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
Author: Steven Wright

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory.
Author: William Hazlitt

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
Author: John Cleese

If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect yourself. Only by that, only by self-respect will you compel others to respect you.
Author: Fyodor Dostoevsky

What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !
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Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !
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What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !
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