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Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men die from treading on water and fire, but I have never seen a man die from treading the course of virtue.
Author: Confucius

Walking is man's best medicine.
Author: Hippocrates

To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

War is not nice.
Author: Barbara Bush

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Author: Ed Gardner

What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula.
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Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
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What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you.
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ? He cut all his fingers off !
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What is the best way to talk to a vampire? By long distance.
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