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Never fight an inanimate object.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Never give a child a sword.
Author: Latin Proverb

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Author: Phyllis Diller

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
Author: Maria Montessori

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Author: Quentin Crisp

Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely
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The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart
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The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak
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The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking
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Apologising Made Simple by Thayer Thorry
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