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Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people.
Author: Adrian Mitchell

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Much learning does not teach understanding.
Author: Heraclitus

Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.
Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
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What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
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Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!
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Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!
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