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People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
Author: Frederick Douglass

My Karma ran over your dogma.
Author: Unknown

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
Author: George Orwell

People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Author: Mary Pettibone Poole

People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Author: Anatole France

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes

Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.
This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes