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It is not a bad idea to get in the habit of writing down one's thoughts. It saves one having to bother anyone else with them.
Author: Isabel Colegate

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
Author: Stephen Hawking

I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.
Author: Chuck Sigars

Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.
Author: Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.
Author: John Dewey

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.
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How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.
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Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her out.
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Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin' ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?" "Uh huh," answered Odell. "We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!"
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A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom died down the road. Would you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the skunk "You have webbed feet, a beak, and feathers. You must be a duck." "Thanks" said the duck; then the skunk said, "My mom died down the road too, will you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the duck, "Your black, your white, & your mom's dead, you must be O.J.'s kid"
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