Best quotes to send by SMS

Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Author: Jacopo Sannazaro
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck
Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca
Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Teenage Mutant Ninja
Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie
head
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie
doll on the
market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco
ball
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Medusa Barbie
...Barbie with snakes for hair
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes
tool belt, which she has no idea what
to do with
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick
with Barbie's head...but Mick's
lips
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes