Best quotes to send by SMS
Jacopo Sannazaro Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.
Author: Jacopo Sannazaro

John Steinbeck Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck

Lee Iacocca Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

William of Wykeham Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham

Oliver Wendell Holmes Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tool Time Barbie ...ncludes tool belt, which she has no idea what to do with
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips
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