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Having had to encounter single-handed during his period of eclipse many physical dangers, he was well aware of the most dangerous element common to them all: of the crushing, paralysing sense of human littleness, which is what really defeats a human strug
Author: Joseph Conrad

He can make me love something just by showing me the energy with which he loves it.
Author: Heather Armstrong

He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.
Author: Hesiod

Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !
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