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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Author: Johnny Carson

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Author: Niels Bohr

Never find your delight in another's misfortune.
Author: Publilius Syrus

I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Author: Stephen Leacock

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.
Author: Izaak Walton

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
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A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
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Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !
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A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the boy
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Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it.' Bill wasn't impressed, ' Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it !
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