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Nerds don't just happen to dress informally. They do it too consistently. Consciously or not, they dress informally as a prophylactic measure against stupidity.
Author: Paul Graham

Never compare your inside with somebody else's outside.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.
Author: Millicent Fenwick

Never get angry. Never make a threat. Reason with people.
Author: Mario Puzo

Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
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Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
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Is this Love? by Midas Wellbee
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The Ugly Hag by Ida Face
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