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If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.
Author: Edgar Watson Howe

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.
Author: Margaret Mead

Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger; a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit.
Author: The Talmud

Never fight an inanimate object.
Author: P. J. O Rourke

Never give a child a sword.
Author: Latin Proverb

Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
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Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve
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Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts
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Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant
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Monster-making as a Hobby by Frank N. Stine
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