Best Cell Phones

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
Author: Marvin Minsky

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
Author: Goldie Hawn

In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the gravest and latest writers have transcribed, word for word, from former works, without making acknowledgment.
Author: Pliny the Elder

In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or idleness, good or evil, by the habits to which you train your children. Teach them right habits then, and their future life is safe.
Author: Lydia Sigourney

When doesn't a telephone work underwater? When it's wringing wet!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Caller: My goodness, Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up, I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes