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Don't do a project where you don't think you'll learn something on the way.
Author: Jim Coudal

Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become. Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your f
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft!
Author: Theodore Roosevelt

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

Don't let yourself forget what it's like to be sixteen.
Author: Anonymous

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."
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Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.
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Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
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How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!
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