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The only tired I was, was tired of giving in.
Author: Rosa Parks

Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Author: Robert Newton Peck

If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
Author: Arthur Goldberg

The Paleolithic hunters who painted the unsurpassed animal murals on the ceiling of the cave at Altamira had only rudimentary tools. Art is older than production for use, and play older than work. Man was shaped less by what he had to do than by what he d
Author: Eric Hoffer

I say that good painters imitated nature; but that bad ones vomited it.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !
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