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I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there's purpose and worth to each and every life.
Author: Ronald Reagan

I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.
Author: James M. Barrie

I know that my Redeemer liveth.
Author: Bible

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.
Author: Richard Gere

I live in company with a body, a silent companion, exacting and eternal.
Author: Eugene Delacroix

What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes

FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes