Best quotes to send by SMS

Perhaps too much of everything is as bad as too little.
Author: Edna Ferber
I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have never profited from public service. I've earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of public l
Author: Richard M. Nixon
New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut
Virtue is its own punishment.
Author: Aneurin Bevan
I didn't really say everything I said.
Author: Yogi Berra
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama teeth are so yellow
traffic slows
down when she smiles!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama nose so big she makes
Pinochio
look like a cat!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in
stereo.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so skinny she
hula hoops with a
cheerio
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Yo mama head so small she use
a tea-bag
as a pillow.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes