Best quotes to send by SMS
Edna Ferber Perhaps too much of everything is as bad as too little.
Author: Edna Ferber

Richard M. Nixon I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have never profited from public service. I've earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of public l
Author: Richard M. Nixon

Kurt Vonnegut New knowledge is the most valuable commodity on earth. The more truth we have to work with, the richer we become.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Aneurin Bevan Virtue is its own punishment.
Author: Aneurin Bevan

Yogi Berra I didn't really say everything I said.
Author: Yogi Berra

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
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