Best quotes to send by SMS
Cyril Connolly Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.
Author: Cyril Connolly

Holly Lisle The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
Author: Holly Lisle

Britney Spears Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
Author: Britney Spears

Voltaire The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Author: Voltaire

Lucille Ball The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Author: Lucille Ball

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Rabbit jokes What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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Rabbit jokes What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Rabbit jokes Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.
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