Best quotes to send by SMS

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.
Author: Cyril Connolly
The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.
Author: Holly Lisle
Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.
Author: Britney Spears
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Author: Voltaire
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Author: Lucille Ball
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What job do rabbits at hotels have?
Bellhop.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite book?
Hop on
Pop.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
Hoppy
Days.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On
their bunnymoon.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes