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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Author: Clive James

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
Author: John Barth

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 11 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 175-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 25,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
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A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd better stay the night.' 'That's very kind of you,' said the boy. ' I'll just run home and get my pyjamas.'
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Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !
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A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."
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