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Set thine house in order.
Author: Bible

Lighter is the wound foreseen.
Author: Cato the Elder

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
Author: M. F. K. Fisher

She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.
Author: Faith Sullivan

She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within
Author: Willa Cather

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!
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How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes