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In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Author: John Masefield

In time we hate that which we often fear.
Author: William Shakespeare

In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions: know that you are alone in the world.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Author: Larry McMurtry

I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.
Author: E. B. White

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes

What gas do snails prefer? Shell.
This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes