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Good luck beats early rising.
Author: Irish Proverb

Good order is the foundation of all things.
Author: Edmund Burke

Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania'...or 'teria'.
Author: Matt Groening

Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government.
Author: Bertrand Russell

What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes