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The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.
Author: Phillip Lopate

I think the world is run by 'C' students.
Author: Al McGuire

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
Author: Cullen Hightower

Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with indefinite thoughts and vast wishes.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Author: Lane Olinghouse

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What is a runner's favourite subject in school ? Jog-raphy !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

"I gotta 'A' in spelling," Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"
This is the joke from a category: Spelling jokes