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Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!
Author: J. K. Rowling

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.
Author: Joel Hawes

Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.
Author: Joseph Conrad

All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
Author: Anatole France

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: Where do you look for blonde's obituaries? A: Under "Home Improvements."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes