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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
Author: Joe E. Lewis

We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

You should pray for a sound mind in a sound body.
Author: Juvenal

You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.
Author: Hugh Elliott

I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.
Author: Georges Duhamel

Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
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Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
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Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.
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How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
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