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Literature is strewn with the wreckage of men who have minded beyond reason the opinions of others.
Author: Virginia Woolf

What were saying today is that you're either part of the solution or youre part of the problem.
Author: Eldridge Cleaver

What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Author: Confucius

What you will do matters. All you need is to do it.
Author: Judy Grahn

The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Author: Aldous Huxley

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....
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The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the the gnu. If the gnu's ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was almost certain to happen. But if his ears were laid back flat against his head, it meant that an unlucky or very unhappy year was sure to come. One year it was young Mary's turn to "survey" the animal and come up with the prediction. It was her first time solo, and in her excitement, she forgot to take the key to the cage. She was late in coming to check on the gnu. Well, she saw the wrong ear position and predicted a bad year, when in fact it was quite good. To explain the error, the local newspaper ran the following headline a year later: MARY CRIST MISSES AN HAPPY GNU'S EAR!
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Let's get out of here!" said Sauer. "Go on, if'n you want to," said the other redneck. "But Ah'm stayin' for the whole movie!"
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes