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A generation of men is like a generation of leaves; the wind scatters some leaves upon the ground, while others the burgeoning wood brings forth - and the season of spring comes on. So of men one generation springs forth and another ceases.
Author: Homer

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
Author: Martin Fraquhar Tupper

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.
Author: Anonymous

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.
Author: Katharine Whitehorn

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.
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Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes

Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes