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Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
Author: Albert Einstein

I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
Author: William Shakespeare

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes