Best quotes to send by SMS

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
Author: William Gibson
The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.
Author: Lord McCauley
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The good befriend themselves.
Author: Sophocles
The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and shield of the law.
Author: Andrew Jackson
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
April
!
April who ?
April might make you feel better !
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Argo
!
Argo who ?
Argo down to the beach for my holidays
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arizona
!
Arizona who ?
Arizona room for one of us in this town !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Arnold
!
Arnold who ?
Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ashley
!
Ashley who ?
Ashley-t's foot !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes